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Fuck A Canadian. Written January 2010. Recorded January
2010.
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I got a can of gas, a pack of matches and some rope
Better tell me what you know before I douse your fuckin’ clothes
Scratch the fuckin’ head, light ignites and you explode
Cuz I don’t give a fuck no mo’ whether or not it’s time to go
I got one reason for living now and that’s to make sure that you suffer
You jealous, envious, conniving, instigating motherfucker
Ruin all the shit that I had goin’, I’ll ruin all the shit you got
Starting with your face, smash it with a motherfuckin’ rock
Then go to your mama’s crib and pop the bitch in the dome
Call you up, incoming, you accept it, and guess who’s on the phone
From her home number, no crew, bitch, you’re a lone stunter
A known fronter, and your plans backfire on me, Road Runner
You might’ve won the battle, but it’s a given I’ll win the war
Punk-ass little bitch got his hands up screamin’ he can’t take no more
You think that I can? Bitch, you pushed me to the edge and then over
You’d hate to see me with a fifth in me if I act like this and I’m sober
I got an Interstate battery on the table and a set of jumper cables
Hooked up to you while I pour this water with a ladle
Slowly drippin’ and once it gets to the positive and negative
That’s it, it’s lights out, your entire life, you’re regretting it
And now I’ll dead the kid, so was it really worth it?
Cause the plot’s thickenin’ now like some fuckin’ maple syrup
I’m killin’ these cats one at a time, listen to ‘em whine
As I sip red wine and dangle them by their tails with twine
Lookin’ a little grungy, I’m the barber, lemme fix that for ya
Sweeny Todd your throat, serrated blades at your vocal chords
Now you can’t spoke no more, I’m sorry, I meant speak
But it’s relevant, cuz you’re in the middle like every other week
So let’s think, how can I solve the issue as an adult would
Bury the body or leave it in the creek, scream for help? Good
Cuz now that I’ve started carvin’ you in the middle of the garden
I’ve got a hard-on for this beef shit and god dammit I’m starvin’
credits
from
Demo: The Mixtape,
released November 3, 2010
Written & Performed By: M. Dyer
Instrumental By: Em The Producer
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