(Verse)
Shame me once or twice, slut, you won’t play me no more
What? I’m the bad guy cuz the games are draining, you whore?
It’s off and on then off again, it happens so fuckin’ often
It’s no wonder that I wander aimless, thoughts I’m lost in
Tryin’ to figure out the paradox between what you say
And your actions, cuz in a way, what you try and convey
As a solid stance with one makes the other malleable
I just need a fuckin’ answer that’s concise and infallible
And if you can’t cook one up, get the fuck out the kitchen
It’s where you belong, you’re a woman, so quit your bitchin’
Am I wrong for makin’ the shift from tender to misogynist?
Put yourself in my shoes instead of the trend of a lobbyist
You like me, you love me, we’re just friends, then you hate me
When I didn’t do shit to you, yet you try and berate me
And make me out to look the asshole when you’re the brown eye
And you have the fuckin’ nerve to ask me “What’s with the frown line?”

(Chorus)
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all fought one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all lost one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
That can pull at our heartstrings
Take forever to arrive, only a second departing
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all dated one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all hated one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
That can tear out our heartstrings
And throw it against the wall with all the dangling arteries
Stupid fuckin’ bitches

(Verse)
I won’t lie, I’d fuck you again, but my heart’s so numb
I’d be lucky to get it up to hump much less hardly come
Still think of you, but only when shit’s goin’ awful
Life’s a bitch and you’re one too, both throwin’ obstacles
Dealin’ with either fuckin’ borders close to impossible
With no book in stock to tell me friendly or hostile
So the environment I’m stuck in is for my comeuppance
Of course this pile of shit has left me a curmudgeon
I’ll beat you with the rusty butt of a bludgeon
For makin’ my imagination see you as the one that I’m lovin’
When the reality is I’m seein’ someone when we’re huggin’
That isn’t you, the simple truth is that I’ve always been buggin’
And every time we fucked, I only thought about smotherin’
You with a pillow but I’d forget it by the time I was nuttin’
After all the deception, fuck no, I ain’t trustin’
You with shit again, bitch, just gonna get treated like nothin’

(Chorus)
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all fought one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all lost one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
That can pull at our heartstrings
Take forever to arrive, only a second departing
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all dated one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all hated one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
That can tear out our heartstrings
And throw it against the wall with all the dangling arteries
Stupid fuckin’ bitches

(Interlude)
*Phone rings*
*Voicemail plays*
Hey uh, It’s Matt, I was just callin’ to see what’s up with you. Um, call me back later. One.
*Phone hangs up*

(Verse)
You hit me when I was down, I have a vengeance to kick sluts
Didn’t know I’d go through this much to get my dick sucked
I coulda smoked meth and it wouldn’t have left me this fucked
On the rink with no mask, check it, life likes to lift pucks
Stuck with egg on my face, I didn’t eat you out on the rag
But you leavin’ had me boxed in, was bein’ chased by the plaid
Wonderin’ when UPS or FedEx is comin’ by for the shipment
Of bullshit lows that got me resortin’ to gettin’ high for the difference
Been swimmin’, Captain Backfire doesn’t know where the ship went
Used to sinkin’ by now, the engine cranked with no pistons
Cuz I’m sicka hittin’ my head and wishin’ you dead, I’m a victim
Of your retarded fuckin’ reasonin’ but I’m not free from the prison
Shit, you’re the only exception I’d make for a woman needs hittin’
In the fuckin’ face until the jaw snaps, fisted or with mittens
God dammit, you fuckin’ cunt, just thinkin’ pissed has my vision
Blurred red at the edges in a rage bad enough to shiv kittens

(Chorus)
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all fought one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all lost one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
That can pull at our heartstrings
Take forever to arrive, only a second departing
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all dated one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
We’ve all hated one
Stupid fuckin’ bitches
That can tear out our heartstrings
And throw it against the wall with all the dangling arteries
Stupid fuckin’ bitches